itchy trigger finger

Sheriff of Nottingham: "Criminently", Trigger! Point that peashooter the other way.
Trigger: Don't you worry none, Sheriff. The safety's on Old Betsy.
[Old Betsy goes off]
Sheriff of Nottingham: What in tarnation you tryin' to do, you birdbrain?
Trigger: Just doin' my duty, Sheriff.
Sheriff of Nottingham: Oh, you and that itchy trigger finger of yours.

The preamble to my post. It is fitting, no? I'm not going AWOL, but my independent spirit longs to move every which way. I'm dancing,everyone is watching and I could care less. Break free from the snow chains! Wake from Winter!....Cruel irony of ironies: it's January. Good luck with that one. lol :)